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MAC Insider Meghan McCain's Week 2 Gambling Picks

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Can I just talk for a minute?

As a Republican and a woman, I think gambling is wrong and immoral. But when you make money from it, it's ok by me.

For those of you who don't me I am Meghan McCain, the REAL Meghan McCain, and I am a huge fan of MAC football and gambling with the money my father left me and that my husband makes from working for a right-wing website. Truly the American dream.

Well I'll be making MY gambling picks here each week at Hustle Belt, so that way you readers can profit of my expertise. I'm never wrong, therefore, just like my political views, you could say I'm always right.

Onto the picks!

Ohio +5 at Pitt

Pick: Ohio, easy money against a terrible Pitt team.

UAB at Akron +8.5

Pick: Sorry, Akron, but unlike my house and the left-wing stoners, we unfortunately have to go with the Blazers.

Bowling Green +23.5 at Kansas State

Pick: Shit, I don't know, I guess Kansas State? Sorry for swearing.

NIU +21.5 at Utah

Pick: I think NIU is a tough team and will keep it within the 3 touchdowns. Utah voted for my father.

Fordham at Ball State -28

Pick: Wait the MAC is allowed to be favored during non-conference games? I guess give me the Cardinals.

Tennessee Tech at Miami -39.5

Pick: I'm sorry, but I have no faith in any MAC team to beat anyone by 40+ points. Give me TTU.

Central Michigan +35 at Wisconsin

Pick: Oof. That's a lot of points to cover, but I still like Wisconsin even though they have a Democrat governor.

Western Michigan +16 at Michigan State

Pick: Just like Republicans before marriage, Michigan State can't score. Give me WMU.

Buffalo +29.5 at Penn State

Pick: My father deserves a statue like Joe Paterno had. Penn State.

Eastern Michigan +15 at Kentucky

Pick: Although I have never been to Kentucky, I love it because it's a red state. Wildcats please.

And those are my picks. They're all going to be correct, so cash in now.

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